.. but I'm not telling who did it...
because, it's a young buck --
Last night as I went to bed, I looked out the window and saw a young male deer eating the flowers our apartment complex has lining the driveway.
He had the beginnings of antlers and a pretty soulful look on his face. I'm sure he lives on what used to be the golf course behind our apartment complex.... and, as far as I'm concerned, he can eat all the flowers he wants. I'm not telling the apartment management people on him.