I just had a dream that I forgot to teach my 7:45 class....
At the end of the dream I couldn't find my dean's phone number. When I woke up it took me a minute to realize that I couldn't have forgotten to go to a class that has not happened yet.
Can you imagine Dean listening to her voice mail...
Voice mail system: Call received Monday, 4:34 AM
Dean's Voice Mail: Hello, this is Dean, please leave a message
ME: Hi, I'm sorry I forgot to go to my 7:45 class on Tuesday. I don't have a good excuse, maybe that it was the Tuesday after Labor Day and I was thinking it was still summer or something. It was a really stupid thing to do and I promise never to do it again.
Dean thinks: Dammm.... those philosophers really ARE in another world --