Kermit and Big Bird -- after hours
The text is below, but hitting the link and then going to "Kermit and Big Bird in Pot Shock" is worthwhile. I have it on my ipod in both the 'revision' playlist and the 'grading' playlist....
and, yes -- the paper is going well -- thanks!
Hello, Kermit The Frog here
And welcome to Sensamere Street
I'd like to tell you what today's letter is
But I am really f**ked up!
Hey, hey Big Bird
Do you know what today's letter is?
Sure Kermit! Today's letter is... Joint
Urrr.... Big Bird, joint is not a letter
It is a word
Sorry kids! Todays letter is three!
Umm.... Big Bird, three is a number
Exactly! the number three
Which is how many joints I've smoked today
Kermit.... are ya with me?
mmm... God Im stoned!.... Me too!
[Elmo] Guys guys! Show go on, Come on!
Uh, thank you Elmo, um
How about we say our ABC's Big Bird?
A... B... C... D... E... F.... uh G
I forgot what we were doing Kramit!
Did you just call umm me Kramit?
Yes I did
Mmm Kramit The Frog here
Ok, ok thats all the time we have for today
Goodbye kids, todays show was brought to you by
The uhh... letter...
And the number...
God you're messed up
F**k you, the number f**k you
Bye bye kids