In a conversation with Step-Dad (who lives in northen BN state -- up there by Canada!!).
Me: So, how's the weather up there?
Step-dad: We're still up to our butts in snow.
Me: Yea, that must suck, it is April.
Step-dad: I sure wish spring would come so I can find my teeth.
It seems Step-dad slipped outside around New Year's. His teeth flew out and into a snowbank. It was snowing at the time and he couldn't find them. His teeth have been outside in a snowbank since then.