For the record, you barely qualify as a citizen of Minnesota.
Living and doing most of your show from New York City means that you aren't here. There's a huge difference between being a native of Minnesota and actually being a citizen. You may be the former (because it can't be revoked), but you are barely a citizen.
I know you're making big piles of money pretending to be a Minnesotan, so I hope they make you pay a special penalty tax for being a twerp.
Also, by the way, I'm not going to your bookstore.