Friday, March 02, 2007

Ole and Lena joke..

background: For plowing reasons, it is common to have odd/even parking restrictions overnight during Snow Emergencies. Also, in BN state, due to our Scandinavian background we tell "Ole and Lena" jokes like normal states tell 'Polack' jokes...

On the first day of a snow emergency Lena says to Ole, "Ole, you need to move the car to the odd side of the street", so Ole puts on all his winter clothes, goes outside, brushes off the car and moves it to a spot on the odd side of the street.

The next day, the snow emergency is still going on and Lena tells him to move it to the even side of the street, so Ole puts on his winter clothes, digs out the car and moves it to the even side of the street.

On the third day of the snow emergency, Lena tells Ole to move the car back to the odd side of the street, and Ole says, 'Uff da Lena, tonight can't I just park the car in the garage tonight?"

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