or, how my cats changed roles...
Usually, Old Kitty is two of the cat dwarfs around here -- she's both Stinky and Pukey.
This morning, extra-toes is Pukey and blind-kitty is Stinky... Old Kitty is just Sleepy.
You really don't want the details -- especially on Stinky, suffice it to say he's got long hair... and I can smell him when he comes in the room.
It is going to be a long day.