Monday, October 29, 2007

Letter from a BNstate Grading Jail....

I've learned several interesting things in grading jail:

  • If we lived in a gender neutral society, we would become extinct as a species.
  • "a just war is one that is orally acceptable"
  • Human rights aren't written into any kind of law or constitution, rather they are inside us.
  • Just wars must be won by violating the rights of others, otherwise they are unjust.
  • In Iraq we can't go into, or shoot at a "Mask".

3 comments:

Seeking Solace said...

Sigh...

Anonymous said...

who?

Miss Kitty said...

"orally acceptable"

Oh, good God.

I'll be putting up bloopers from real student papers later this week, when my own Grading Jail sentence begins.