Sunday, July 08, 2007

Secret message to the woman in water aerobics...

Honey, you are NO Venus Williams.

You are doing a relatively easy water aerobics class.

A class designed for old women like you.

There is NO reason to grunt at every movement.... especially not in the cool-down.

Stop it.

If I can hear you grunting behind me you are either too close or too loud.

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