Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Elevator stink...

Secret message to another resident of my apartment complex,

You wear too much freaking perfume.

When you ride the elevator before me, I can smell you when I'm alone.

Today I caught your stench in the area outside the elevator -- and then I saw you.

Now, I know who you are. You're pretty well dressed, carrying a nice sized designer-like bag.

Why in the world do you need to stink up the common areas with your perfume? What are you hiding?


Your 2nd floor neighbor..

1 comment:

jo(e) said...

I hate it when I'm stuck in an elevator with someone wearing strong perfume. It actually makes me feel dizzy and sick. I think I must be allergic to something in those strong scents.