Secret message to another resident of my apartment complex,
You wear too much freaking perfume.
When you ride the elevator before me, I can smell you when I'm alone.
Today I caught your stench in the area outside the elevator -- and then I saw you.
Now, I know who you are. You're pretty well dressed, carrying a nice sized designer-like bag.
Why in the world do you need to stink up the common areas with your perfume? What are you hiding?
Your 2nd floor neighbor..