Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Getting stuffy....

A paraphrased student e-mail, with the real salutation...

"Hey"

I can't be bothered to stay for the whole semester and my friends found a great deal on a trip to Mexico -- where we can drink and get pot easily... so, is there any way to take the final early?

Me...
No -- you f'ck nuckloe.. unless you can prove it's an excused absence.... and good luck with that...

Ummm... I'm Dr. ItPF -- or , I'm I -- or even Dr. I, but "hey"... a bit too familiar... just because I use humor in class doesn't mean that I want to be your buddy, facebook friend or confidant. I'm here to teach you s'it... not be your pal.

1 comment:

Seeking Solace said...

Wow...seriously...wow.