.. puked on me - -and it was my fault.
I was moving him off of my desk (I do it many, many times in a morning).
I happened to grab him in a way that caused him to urp --- on me.
He's the first cat to actually puke on me... Being the first cat to do anything in this house is kind of an achievement.
I think I'll go to work now -- my colleagues don't puke on me.