Friday, January 11, 2008

New blog phrases or new blog uses for common words....

Hey,

I have a friend who needs your help.... They are developing a project that would, if funded, allow them to read blogs for a living... at least for a while :). Sounds cool, no?

I think I understand their project well enough to ask for your help in gathering examples. They aren't really interested in newly created words for blogs, or new uses of punctuation (it seems they've been studied to death, who knew?) -- but rather ways in which bloggerss put old words together in new ways or the way that bloggers give new definitions to old words.

One example of the kind of thing they are looking for is the blogging world's construction of the phrase of "random bullets of crap"... or the way bloggers and blog comment-writers use "here" to refer to a blog... as in "she commented here that ________".

So, if you could help out my brilliant buddy, we'd both be grateful.... you can help by leaving your thoughts in comments here (they'll read etc..). If you think it would help to ask the question on your blog, you can let my buddy know what you are up to by leaving a comment.

....I just figured it out.

What I just figured out was how to teach. If asked as an undergrad, I never would have thought that 'on the job training' would be how I would eventually figure out how to do this thing we call teaching.

I have to admit that there is some wisdom to the 'you'll sort it out as you go' point of view. Part of being a professional is doing the job using the judgment developed over the course of your training. Also, part of being a professional is having a sense of perspective and a sense of reflectiveness about your work -- along with the ability to change what you are doing to accomplish your goal as you see fit.

Of course, I'd be less than comfortable being represented by a lawyer who hadn't had courtroom training and I'd never trust a surgeon who'd never been formally taught how to hold a scalpel, so the analogy only extends so far.

I guess one thing that makes me think about this is that I'm not sure I am an effective teacher. I have some indications that what I do in the classroom works. My students seem to recall ideas I present. In logic they manage to pass quizzes and exams I write. My ethics students seem to be able to write, in their limited way, about ethical issues. So, in some ways they are at least able to mimic doing philosophy -- which isn't all that bad or unreasonable for first-year philosophy students in unreasonably large classes.

I also seem to have a following of students who at least think they have learned something from me -- and they tell their friends and families. I've had many parents, children, siblings, spouses and other relatives of students from prior semesters turn up in my classes -- I suppose it is one thing to tell your pal that I'm a decent prof, it is quite another to tell your spouse that I'm ok -- that is a risk --- because you know that if you're wrong, you'll hear all about it.... forever.

In terms of formal evaluations, my dean has always given me high marks -- even when she surprised me by showing up in my worst class ever (dead class, me exhausted, in jeans, the day after a long debate trip!)--- or when we'd do venn diagrams in logic that are backwards from the way mathematics does them... My student evaluations are really good, although the value of student evals in general is more than a bit unclear.

Perhaps it is part of the process of teaching college is that you don't know if you are really being effective -- or, if you are just likable enough that the students don't hate you.

I do know that it would have been helpful for me if my grad department had done more to prepare me for teaching. On the job training is one thing, but going in nearly cold the first time was terrifying.

To be fair, I wasn't exactly cold -- but I was definitely cooler than warmer...

I had examples of how to construct a course. I had syllabi from when I took the courses not all that long before.... In one case, that syllabus was constructed by an adjuncting grad-student from my own department. Did she really know all that much more than I did at the time? Did she get the basics of her syllabus from a grad student where she did her BA? In many ways, my current version of that course doesn't differ all that much from what she did many years ago ---- so she probably did something right... or, not.

The thing is, it would have been very helpful to sit down with someone much more experienced than myself to talk about why the syllabus is the way it is. Why are the topics in the order they are? Where do students often have trouble? Where might I get behind the syllabus and what do I do if I do get behind? More generally, what should and shouldn't be on a syllabus?

It also would have been helpful to have information on writing effective test questions. There are numerous studies that conclude the way a question is worded and the way it is put on the page are directly related to the student's ability to answer the question correctly. Just like we tell students to write clearly, the way our exam questions are worded make a huge difference.

Finally, it would have been helpful to know how to write good paper assignments as well as to know how much reading it is reasonable to assign. It would have been wonderful to have discussions about classroom atmosphere, handling late students, when to tell a student to withdraw etc. Learning to hit these sorts of curve balls took me a long time... and some basic advise would have been helpful.

It seems to me that I was lucky, in a way. I got my on the job training packed into a few years as an adjunct, both in Red State and in BNstate. I did the OJT before I started work on my dissertation and before I had the pressure of a new tenure-track job. Granted, I'm now much further behind on my own dissertation than I'd like (because, I'd like to be done -- doesn't everyone?), but I do know why I'm writing it... because I know what I'm getting into.

If (when -- knock on wood) I end up in a tenure-track job in the same location as hubby (be it Red State or the moon... I really don't care!), I'll be able to count on my teaching abilities and teaching experience to let me focus on writing my own stuff. Right now, I'm using that experience to carve out time for my own writing.... and my goal for the semester is to keep my time really MY time (but, that is another post..).

The thing is, it is hiring season and that means there are a whole group of grad students who are about to be hired into departments at universities across the country. They'll have to figure out both how to teach and how to publish at the same time. That can be really, really stressful. Add to that service expectations, conference travel and the stress of living in a new place, and the fact that anybody survives the first couple of years is pretty remarkable.

I suppose the tragedy in all of this is that it doesn't have to be that way. Grad programs can, and should, help their students be more effective teachers. The way I see it, even if you want your grad students to be highly productive and prolific researchers, if they have to learn to teach on the job, then in their first few years they are using mental energy and time they could spend writing, trying to figure out how to teach. Why not save them the trouble and equip them with some basic skills, it will help everyone in the end.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Good day!

After a bit of a conflict with AMEX (in which their confusing billing practices became another reason not to use the card -- that, and we spend way too much money when we do....) I had a pretty darned good day.

I got my hair cut and colored by the best hairstylist in the world.... She's also a very good friend...

She had time after my appointment, so we went to lunch.

I then went to the gym, where I had the pool almost entirely to myself -- YEA! There were some kids in the other pool, so I had something to look at -- but, no splashy old men trying to do the butterfly and looking like they are about to have a hear attack.

I came back to Hubbys, took a little nap and read a bit...

now I'm going out for the best Indian food in the world....

Not a bad way to spend one of my last days of winter break -- much better than about a year ago when I was meeting my debate team in Colorado, and finding out they hadn't done much to prepare.... sigh.

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Working in Omaha.....

I've got to write syllabi today. Really, if they are going to get e-mailed and copied by next week, they have to be done today. Hubby starts school today, so I'll have most of the day to work...

So, I'll sit here with my pop -- watching the neighbor's back yard (a random white, shaggy dog just went by) and planning medical ethics and logic for next semester.

I'm going to try to get to the gym today, maybe once I have a draft of each syllabus, I'll go to the gym as a break.

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

RBO I don't want to get ready for Spring semeser...

  • We're in Red State --- I'm here for a whole week... which is more time than I've spent down here in many years. Sadly, it won't be all eating amazing Indian food and reading good books (some of the best things to do here..), rather, I have class prep to do... sigh.
  • This morning I'm getting some waxing done and going to the gym... and then I'll start syllabus prep... sigh.
  • On the way down we had some cool fog -- sometimes the fog was between us and the sun -- So, as we drove, the buildings were often just silhouettes against a pink/purple sky... it was really cool. Of course, even if I had my camera with me, I doubt the photos would have come out properly...
  • My pal is still on Jeopardy -- watch him today to see if he can win Game 9! I love that he's doing well --- both he and his sweet spouse are just nice folks.... as well as being on of the most blissfully smart couple I know... the result is that their daughter will grow up in a home that values intelligence -- a needed counter to our culture's focus on dumb-assness...
  • I got up bright and early intending to go to water aerobics class, only to find that they've changed their schedule and there is no class today... sigh. I did bring my water barbells and elastic band thingy... so I'll go to the gym and have my own little class.

Monday, January 07, 2008

The paper's out of here, and so am I....

I finished my conference paper last night and sent it out.... 37 pages, over 12,000 words and 82 endnotes... it is kind of a monster.... but, it has a lot of work to do.

I have a sneaking suspicion the conference is going to extend the deadline and I'll get an e-mail making me feel like my students feel when I give an extension (note to self ... NO EXTENSIONS this semester! that feeling sucks!).

Today Hubby and I head to Red State together for a week... We'll drive down together in a Jeep full of books (seriously, we aren't sure there'll be room for my suitcase...)..... and I'll fly back next Monday.

The kitties will have Auntie S take care of them ---- and, when I get home they'll be irritable with me.

While I'm in Red State I have plans.... I'll write syllabi and start class prep, I'll make a couple of trips to the salon, I'll see Dr. Advisor and eat some Indian food... In short, I'll do all the fun stuff Red State has to offer.....

Sunday, January 06, 2008

The idiots of the week are....

Multiband....

They have a monopoly in our apartment building.... and they suck.

Usually my complaint is about the fact that their DSL service isn't working -- and their customer support are complete and total idiots who are aghast at the concept of a home router or the completely outrageous concept that hubby and I might want to use both of our computers on the internet --- AT THE SAME TIME!!!

No, today the complaint is about their bill payment process.

Their website is nearly impossible to find, and when I finally found it -- their on-line bill payment option was down.... and now has been down all day.

Finally, I gave up and decided to call -- and, their billing department doesn't answer the phone on weekends.

I used to complain about Comcast -- but, I'd love to have them back. At least you can give them money and get someone to help you --- eventually....

sigh.