.. if, your pet was a person.
There's a young student who hangs out near my office.
Yesterday I noticed that he looks like the Minion would - if the Minion were human.
He's short, Asian and has really spiky black hair (kind of long spikes, straight up..).
Really, he's the human verison of the Minion.
My next move is to get a photo of this student -- hmmm.....