Signs of the end of the semester

• I have big piles of grading.
• My office is fairly clean - -because I clean the office to procrastinate.
• We're into the emergency back-up cat food... thus, introducing the Minion to canned food.
• My car is out of gas AND has expired tags.
• I'm eager to read the last set of papers -- kind of because I want to see what some of them did with their papers, but mostly because I want to be DONE.