For the record...

• Missing the final exam because you thought it was at the regular class time -- AND claiming that you looked for me, when I was in my office -- AND making those claims IN my office, shows you're a dumb-ass.
• Just cleaning up your typos and missed citations, but not actually improving the content of your paper will get you a C. When that brings your course average down to a B, don't be surprised... and don't bother to come by my office to complain -- because I'll give you the paper back and tell you exactly why you got the B.
• If you're the student whose grade I entered as a C, because your paper was in the wrong folder -- I'm sorry and I've already entered the grade chage.
• I'm out of here until June!