An election day prayer

To whom it may concern (celestial or internet Gods..),

Please, please, please, please, please, please, please let us elect Obama.

Really -- enough of this nonsense.

I'm tired of having old white men in charge of my country.

I'm tired of having sexist pigs in charge of my country.

I'm tired of having people who don't give a crap about the poor in charge of my country.

I'm tired of having someone who isn't articulate in charge of my country.

I've already voted. I did my part -- now I leave it to the rest of you.