Dear Humans (yea, I know Dad reads too),
You will, under NO circumstances, dress me in a costume for Halloween. It is not dignified and I'll use all of my energy, for the rest of my 9 lives, getting revenge. Anticipate unfortunate peeing incidents, "accidents" concerning your computers, large orders of catnip from e-bay etc. I'll also put considerable thought into riling up the Minion. He's an irritation multiplier.
Think about that when you are in the "pet costume" isle at Target -- think about your future.
You also may not "go" as me for Halloween -- that's just weird.
On the other hand, you can do whatever you'd like to the Minion. He's naughty and deserves it...
I've found a good link for your convenience... I suspect the smallest of dog costumes will work for the Minion. He fetches starbursts -- he's a dog.
With a less than normal level of disdain,
The Queen
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