I have a question for all the IPF readers out there.
IPF, aka Philosophy Queen, wants me to go to a Christmas party given by the Redhead in a couple of weeks. No problem, right? I mean, I don't really like parties and Redhead has hated my guts for approximately 20 years now, but whatever.
Ok, Philosophy Queen had another little piece of news. Redhead also invited Philosophy Queen's old Dumb Boyfriend. This is the guy that treated Philosophy Queen like dirt, and responded to her announcement that she was breaking up with him by saying, "thanks for ruining my weekend" and "what am I going to tell my mom." They even asked him if he would be uncomfortable with me there and he said (no kidding) that it was ok as long as "they aren't hanging on each other."
So, here's the questions: How obligated am I to be nice to Dumb Boyfriend? Don't I get some "rubbing his nose in it" privileges? Or since I won and he lost, am I supposed to be magnanimous even though he still apparently thinks he has some kind of claim on her?
Please also give me your opinions about the best ways to torture him.